when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:
This is where that aubrey gif came from.
im out of weed
this should be illegal
sorry i only date pokemon masters
*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*
Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old
All looks, no books